Time to Vent

Hello Friends. Today... well today sucked. Let me list the bullshit that happened in 3's today. First, on my way to work, I find out one of my animation instructors, Dave Hoover, has pass way. Rest in peace. I find this out around 2am. Secondly, work itself sucked, unloading roughly 1900 cartons off our seasonal truck shorthanded. I was pretty damn sore and beat which my deep ass nap had amplified 3 hours later, which resulted me in being too tired to get work done. And last but not least... another good ol' fashion son and father clash, over what? GAS. And a bonus with shitty weather all night.

Now, let me explain the gas one.. I usually drive my mom to work if I'm not working at 3am.. My brother, as I'm sure I've told everyone, uses the truck about 80-85% of the time. Now, he usually makes sure there's enough gas in the tank so I could make it there and back.. Now in my head, I feel he should always make sure being that he pretty much always uses the truck. I only really use it to go to work and to drive my mom to work... Now, before I go on, I will admit I usually don't put gas in the truck before I get home, usually there's a quarter or half of that left in the tank but I usually never bring it back on E or with the gas light on unless I'm completely broke.

Now tonight's situation was, I had to drive my mom to work and I usually wait in the car while my mom is getting her stuff together. The problem was the gas light was already on when I had started it, now I had no idea if it had just turned on after my brother used it or if it had been on for awhile. Now, I didn't have my phone on me so I couldn't call my mom and tell her I was gonna get gas real quick or call my brother and ask when the light had turned on. So, I figured I'd asked my dad if I could just use his car instead, which I did. And I also figured if I was gonna put gas in it, I would just do it tomorrow morning when I leave for work... My mom's work isn't far, it's practically a few blocks away, I probably could've made there and to the gas station but I hate taking those chances, especially with my luck with this truck recently. But obviously I made the wrong decision in asking to use my dad's car cuz they both were ready to duke it out, good thing I held my dad back so no there were no swings thrown.

Point is, it was fucking stupid. Yeah, I should've just kept my mouth shit and stuck with it. So sorry. Now, they're fighting again. Cuz of me. All I ask for is just a warning, a heads up. I have no problem putting gas in it, if this was 6 months when I wasn't working, then it'd be a concern but it wasn't. I just simply did not know that the damn light was on. And the things that were said, especially by my father, did bother me cuz, well cuz we're family. But the way things are right now, it doesn't feel like, maybe it's just me, but that's how I feel. If only I'd make enough dough to find a studio or something, I'd start looking right now. Maybe I should start looking for another job or something or find a roomie cuz I definitely don't wanna be stuck in this house if this is the kind of vibe I'm gonna be feeling like, what, til we sell the house..

All this bullshit just makes me miss my home in Philly. The only drama I had to deal with were either my own or roommate drama. And I would gladly take roommate drama or family, especially if it's this bad. Now, my dad doesn't want me to let my brother use the truck and yada yada yada, like dude, I'm so over this.

I'm not asking for advice or anything, I'm just venting on how stupid this is.. Catch you guys on a brighter side.

Amah Hangah Hoomah!

Hey guys! So I was just working on the "Flying Jock" illustration and it's coming along great so far, unfortunately I can't finish it tonight cuz my ass needs to get some sleep for my 3am shift tomorrow. All I have to do is add shading to it and the flames and smoke and then it's complete. So here it is and I hope you guys like it. ^__^

Last Night

Tonight

So that's it for now, I'm about to go get ready for bed and snuggle with my boo. I'll catch ya guys later on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

Start of a New Week

Hey Everyone! How's Everyone doin? So tonight, I was working on an illustration for a friend, Errol, and it's basically a jock flying in the sky with what seems to be some sort of rocket shoes.. which if you look in my background, it's me with rocket boots. The only difference is this one's a jock with rocket shoes and money in his hand. Although, I don't know if Errol has seen or read my blog spot, so who knows if he's aware of the similarities. Now, I told Errol I would have this done by tonight.. I'm in over my head =b I believe it was poor planning in terms of how this was drawn out because when I looked at the first sketch, I wasn't that happy, knowing that I like to draw characters in dynamic "Hero" poses. So I drew up another one the other day and I'm definitely happier with this one...

Before

 So like I said, I wasn't too happy, the more I looked at this one and if you look at the second one, you can see why..

After

And tonight, I drew in a thicker construction line and added a background. I must say, I'm convinced  that having illustrations of skies full of clouds is sort of my "MO" or whatever.

Now

Besides adding the detail lines and coloring it, I just have to add a pair of shades, the combustion flames, and smoke trails at the end. I pretty happy with the way it looks so far and I hope you guys are diggin it, too. I can't wait til its done. I'm hoping I can get it done by tomorrow night, I have work at 5am til noon, so depending how tired I am, I may have it done tomorrow. But, we'll see..

That's all the update I got for ya, so I'll catch you guys on the flip side. See ya next time on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

Quotes-Too Far Page 6-7

"Nah, my Nigga Lips don't Tolerate." (Jess remembered this one.)

"I nearly Farted… when I Laughed."

“I was staring at Your Mom's Vagina.. In My Mind.. It looks like a Koala that got shot in the Face by a Shotgun.”

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Vanessa: What would you rather have? A Brain or a Heart?

G.Terado: Mah Dick.

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“A Hero's Name never dies.”

“Feels like theres an Explosion Inside just chillin there... not Exploding, I guess..”

“Talk to the Hand cuz it's about to Smack You in the Face.”

“Bullets Fly when I Breathe... If That makes Sense.”

“Captain America, You're so Awesome... But You're not as Cool as Wolverine so get out of My Face.”

“You Look like You.”

“You got Tears, so cry about It.”

“The T in Terado stands for Tolerance... Tolerancerado.”

“Well, while You keep to Yourselves, We keep It Real.”

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G.Terado: 8===D

Vanessa: ( . )( . )

G.Terado: Did we just titty-fuck via text???

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“Oh well, I was wondering when You were going to Open the Fuck Down.”

“Stop feeding Me Lies cuz I'm about to eat a 22 oz. Steak.”

“Wake me up when You stop Bitchin!”

“If Your Face was here, I'd drive My Truck into It.”

“If I had a Vag, I'd probably Queef from laughing at a Queef Sound.”

“I think I left my Mind in my Mom's Uterus.”

“I'm just talking out of my Ass cuz it's bigger than my Mouth.”

“You know it's really early if You don't even have Morning Wood.”

And that's the end of it so far, I hope these quotes were entertaining to read, although I'm sure majority of you think I'm disturbed =b but I. Am. A little. Lol Maybe more, who knows, fuck it. ^__^ I'll catch you all on the flip side, right now, I'm about to chill the fuck out because I was at work from 3:20am til about 1:30 and I am fuckin beat. 

So til next time on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

Quotes-Too Far Page 5

"NO! Don't make 2 of Me! If you make 2 G. Terados, They'll just fight each other!"

"How are you suppose to take Control of your Life when Money takes Control of You?"

"It's either Him or NOT Me."

"This Song is SO Epic! It make my Dick wanna run away from Me."

"re8==Dulous."

"Yeah, cuz I only have 2 Characters to Animate plus a Lip Sync, but thats all in like 25 Frames or so… Not a lot of Frames but a good amount of Detail… like mah DICK!!!"

"Ahmah Hangah Hoomah!"

"AW! This Smells Good!… It Smells like mah DICK!!"

"Jean-Claude o'clock."

"Vodkock."

"You're the Ocean and I'll go with the Flow."

"Oh I will Roar louder than Simba's mom giving birth."

"My Fecal Deliverance has been Flawless, thank you very much."

"A Hospital does own a Vagina, by the way, that's where all the Doctors and Nurses come from."

"You made a Fecal Decision."

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Kieran: Sounds corn beefy

G.Terado: Corn queefy

Kieran: That's gross. I imagine a quiff with corn flying out

G.Terado: Ew and red meat chunks

Kieran: God that's gross

G.Terado: Yeah…. I'm gonna go smear some corned beef in my face now

Kieran: Lol i'm gonna smear corn beef on my toilet bowl.

G.Terado: Lol i'm gonna spread corned beef all over mah Dick and balls with a 2 by 4

Kieran: What the fuck dude. I don't like where this is going lol

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To Be Continued...

Quotes-Too Far Page 4

"It's like Swimming through a Techno Toolbox."

"I eat the Girl Scouts, not the Girl Scout Cookies."

"I feel like my Forehead's a Cinder Block."

"That Shit was Burnin like a Ginger's Nipple Piercing."

"Being in the Wrong State of Mind is like Being a Student who was held back. When you're in the Wrong State of Mind, you're in that Same State but not on the Same Level. When you're a Student who was held back, you're still in the Same School just not in the Same Grade Level because.. because you Were in the Wrong State of Mind."

"That Sounds Dangerous for my Anus."

"That's because Feces and I have a Connection."

"I wanna Eat a fucking Steak or I'll Kill Spider Man."

"Yo, I'ma Play that Asshole like a Xylophone."

"She Hits the G Spot of My External."

"She's a Delicate Flower... that I Pee on when I'm Drunk."

"Yeah, I'll be Sizzlin' in the Sun, but I'm always Well-Done."

"Mmm Cold and Tasty.. it's almost like Hitting Two Birds with One Stone."

"My Dick's got a USB Chord on it."

"When a Sneeze comes out.. the Nipples come out too."

"Your Face makes me want to Kill my whole Family."

"Yo, watch, you're gonna get a Facial of Nice Things I do for You."

"So F You in the Face."

"I'm Love It."

"Yo Princeton High? Damn, I must've lucked out, I went to Princeton Low and I didn't learn Shit!"

"You should just put his Dick on a Frying Pan… without the Vegetable Oil."

"It's like an Angel Jizzed in my Mouth."

"It was like a Punch in the Mouth.. but a Delicious Punch."

To Be Continued...

Quotes-Too Far Page 3

"I'm gonna be a Chimney."

"What if it's so Dark that it's White?"

"You shut your Mouth before I replace your Mouth with your Anus."

"Yeah... Smells like Art."

"Like a Baby's Butt-hole with Baby Powder on it."

"I will Smite Thee if need be."

"Feels like my Taste Buds are having a Mosh Pit in my Mouth."

"I can't understand your Lies, can you translate that into Truth?"

"Your Ears are gonna Ejaculate when you hear my Song."

"Do I look like the kind of guy who messes with Beans? If I had Beans, my Ass would be Roaring like a Lion during Mating Season."

"You better Hope I don't Imagine You as a Banana cause I'ma peel the Fuck out of You."

"Oh yeah? I went down your Mom's List."

"I'll Coffee Bean you... that means I'm gonna drop little pieces of shit in your Mouth."

"I'm not gonna say anything cause... Cause I'm under the Radar."

"Feels like Someone's pissing in my Eyes... That's how badly burning the Light is."

"It's like there's little Tribal Men running around angry cause their Food was stolen."

"It's a Dead Body, you can make it fit Anywhere."

"Change your Face, not your Hair Style."

"Tastes like Sparkles."

"We're gonna forget that the Sun is out there today."

"You wanna turn off the Window?"

"For me, Music helps Paint the Scenery. It adds Color to the Mood."

"I gotta Pee so bad it feels like my Dick is Barking at me."

"That tasted Colorful."

To Be Continued...