Quotes-Too Far Page 2

Didn't think the first page is gonna do its justice so here's the second one. ^__^

"I'm about to have a Boner so I can smack you with it."

"You know what the Difference is between me and the Caterpillar, I'm a Man."

"My Hair has to hang out like a Lion."

"Your Face makes me wanna Shit out of my Dick."

"Red hair is like Fire and people with Fiery hair are from Hell."

"G stands for General Defense."

"Don't talk Shit about Poop, talk Poop about Shit."

"All I asked for was a Life, but it looks like I got myself a Dangerous one."

"I had like 3 things to type, but I forgot."

"I never thought I would pass the class because I always Sleeped and shit."

"We need to have an Intermission." (While packing a bowl)

"I wanted to call you 'Moist Meat Sack' but I didn't have service."

"Moist Cunt."

"... oh yeah."

"LYAHL!!!"

"Yo, yo, my bad Noel, I blew smoke in your face.. Ah fuck it, never mind man, I don't give a Fuck."

"You gotta wipe your Bowling Ball before you bowl."

"Do you wanna Fight or do you wanna Flight?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't understand you, there's Jizz spraying in your Mouth."

"You are a Green Mess."

"I feel like I should have a Sword right now.. oh wait I Do."

"I'm gonna Kick You in the Balls from behind.. get a Foot Scoop."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was stroking Myself while you were speaking."

"My Ball Sack's gonna Punch you in the Face."

 

To Be Continued...

Quotes-Too Far Page 1

First, let me just say, the first page is a little weak compared to the rest of the 6 pages but still kinda whack. So I hope you guys will still enjoy reading.

"Yo, I'm G. Terado and I Fuck the SHIT!"

"With our Powers combined, we make One Normal Person!"

"With two Disfunction, there's a Function."

"Feel the Flow, let your Hands move like the Ocean."

"How's that Vitamin G?"

"Friction. You see we got the Spark now, all we gotta do is Light the Flame."

"I dunno if I should be Disturbed or Turned On."

"G. Terado likes it Raw."

"It's just Feces."

"When a Tree Falls, does it make a Sound? Yeah, the other fucking Trees over there hear it. And they're Pissed."

"So, how does that hit? Nice? Like getting fucked in the ass by a Horse Nice?"

"I'm not the Math Guy."

"What's up with that baby?"

"Oh my God, I'm about to cough up something Demonic."

"He wants to get in your pants... And my Fist wants to get in His Face."

"I don't need anything to be done to my Rock n' Roll hair because it's fucking Rocking."

"You remember that one night when you got wasted? Yeah, that never happened."

"Make it all crazy, make it all whack. So you can be like Yeah, I'm fucking Kinky and you're gonna love it."

"The only thing that's doing its job is Existence."

"I hope you don't look at me like that or I'll have to Eat Your Face."

"That was Super Sonic Loud Speed."

"I feel like I'm drinking Tea with George Washington."

"If I wanted crack, I would've called a Dealer not Your Ass."

To Be Continued...

I'll Be Riding In The Eye Of The STORM.... in my mind.

 
Ohhhhhhhh SHAT! The storm is UPON US! LYAAAAAAHHHHHLLLL!!!! Anyway, I have the second concept for my friend's tattoo, so check em out...

My friend, Tyron, seemed pretty happy with the the look I gave the Devil. So I just kept it and drew him out holding Ty up in a different pose. The sketches are small, 4x6, so who knows if the tattoo artist actually uses one of the designs or uses them as reference. I may actually consider turning this into a pastel or charcoal piece for the art show... hm.

So depending on how our electricity stands through this storm that we're suppose to have, I may just put on the Rocket Boots and work on and finish my other friend, Errol's illustration, this one's fun and right up my alley. So hopefully, on my next blog I'll have the illustration up.

If this storm does hit us hard, I wish for everyone a safe weekend. My ass has to work Sunday at 5am. FAIL. See ya guys next time on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

Pee eSs! Starting Sunday, I will be posting up 1 of 7 pages each day of a document I call "The Stuff of G.Terado: Quotes-Too Far". Said comments by yours truly. If you truly know me.. Then, you'll have a delicious taste of what's ahead.

Feces

kjfgkjsfhgksdbkbsdkb Friends! I finally finished the concept for my friend's tattoo, so here it is...

I plan on working on another concept, same idea but just in a different pose and what not. So when I have that done, I'll have it posted up.

After work today, I bought a few supplies, bought some pens and erasers and also an easel so I'm pretty stoked to get some work done for the upcoming art show in October. I need to make some copies of all my work to display and sell and to make new business cards to give out, so this should be fun. That's it for now, I'll try to have some more stuff to put up soon.

Til then, see ya guys on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

I Will Feel Again

(If you're a Killswitch Engage fan, you'll definitely like Times of Grace ft. Jesse Leach & Adam D.)

Hey Everyone! Thought I'd leave a little blog before getting ready for bed, got myself another 3am shift tomorrow and then one more this Thursday. FAHCK! =b Anyway, I didn't get to sketch anything this morning during my breaks, I was just too tired being the fact that I didn't get enough sleep last night. The good news is I did color in Nicole's tattoo design, so here it is...

 The Gee Eff seems to like it so that makes me happy and satisfied. It's been months since I've picked up a pencil and pad so I feel a sense of achievement there. ^__^ Now, I just need to work on my friend's tattoo and another friend's picture. I plan on bringing my sketch pad to work again but who knows if I'll be up for sketching. These 3am truck days really do drain me so :: fart :: we'll see.

So, that's all I got for tonight, I hope you guys enjoyed the song up top and the tattoo design. I'll you guys later on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

THOOOORRR'S OUT! FOR! SUMMER!

Crazy mini t-storms today, Thor must be out for JUSTICE!! Anyway, work today was alright, it got a little hectic towards the end not to mention they asked me to stay longer to perform a drawing demo for kids. It was cool, I basically got to draw on these trading card sized sketching sheets for 2 hours. I did manage to catch a small crowd's attention for a bit which was a cool feeling, I also got to influence a couple of kids to draw with me for a bit and I drew a couple of caricatures of the kids that joined and gave it to them to take home, that was nice. AND I did manage to have a short drawing sesh during my break, which I started a tattoo design for my girlfriend, Nicole, that should've been drawn out a long while ago. =b Although, I didn't get to finish it during break, surprisingly I picked up the pad again and finished while we were watching Castle. Great show and we're still watching it... Anyway, here's the sketch..

It's, basically, a Yin-Yang but with roses. Not sure, but I think I may ink in the outline and maybe color it in tonight, if not tomorrow. Either way, I plan on posting it up once it's done. Now that I think about it, I probably should've taken those little sketches, that I did, home. I would've posted them up too. I probably did about 9 of them including the 2 caricatures. Poop. Anyway, I did enjoy the experience even though I was pretty nervous cuz I have never done a demo at work before and I am very vulnerable to stage fright. o__O Another cool thing was that a customer was interested in having my work on her scrapbook, basically, to fill in the spaces with little characters and such. So I gave her my contact info and if she actually does reach me, I'd be happy to do for her, I mean shit she even offered to pay so why not, right?

So that's pretty much what happened today, I'm not sure if I'll actually sketch anything tomorrow being that fact I have to go in at 3am which usually ALWAYS results me being pretty beat during both my 15 and 30 minute breaks. We'll see what happens.

Until then, I'll catch you all later on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!

Doing Work at Work in the Workforce

Hello Friends, so today I was thinkin to myself about getting back into my sketchbook and how to spend my 15 minute breaks alone besides smoking cigs and I came to this idea.. Perhaps I should give myself 10-15 minute sketching sessions. Sounds fun and it would be perfect to just start sketching again, especially considering the fact that I'm always at work like 5-6 days a week and usually too tired to do something like that after work. I plan on trying this out tomorrow since I'll only be having a 15 minute break and most likely will be alone during it and I will be using my 4x6 sketch pad cuz I don't really feel like bring my bigger ones unless I'm going to the park or somethin. I just hope I will be consistent with these "sessions" even when I'm really beat during my lunch breaks, but I guess I'll find out Monday.

That's all I have for tonight, but before I conclude this blog, I just want everyone to know that I had recently signed up to participate at an art show on October 22nd.. I think, I'll have to check and it will be held in New Brunswick, NJ. I'll post more details when I check it out. My friend and fellow artist, Elaine Morales, is pretty involved in this event so if you're friends with her on Facebook, I believe you can find out more on her page. So if you happen to be in the area, pay a visit, there will be tons of great artwork!

So until next time, I'll catch you all later on...

The Stuff of G.Teradoooooo!!!!!